Imagine.

a-wild-phil-coulson-appeared-and asked: MEME, dear. Not mem.

Do you want a Supernatual gif spam?

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yessssssss!!!!

Although I don’t know how to use them… :( 

Teach me?

nothanksihaveabike:

I’m in my room lit only by the light of the gray skies through my window and an incandescent light bulb and I’m listening to music that makes my heart warm. 

Peace has not been abundant these days.

.. and maybe I have an 11:00 class, and maybe it’s 11:05, but I don’t want to leave my warmly-lit room because maybe I’m feeling peace for the first time in many days. 

Not much else to say. :)

I’m only re-bloging this for the mem.  SUPERNATURAL!!!!!!!! AH! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! LOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEEEEEE!!!

(Source: a-wild-phil-coulson-appeared-and)

This is an “actual letter” from an Austin , Texas woman sent to Proctor and Gamble regarding one of their feminine products.
She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. This was PC Magazine’s 2009
Editors’ Choice award-winner for the best letter sent via e-mail.

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 Dear Mr. Thatcher,

 I have been a loyal user of your ‘Always’ maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I’d probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I’d certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. 

But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic I can’t tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there’s a little F-16 in my pants.

Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? I’m guessing you haven’t. Well, my time of the month is starting right now.  As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I’ll be transformed into what my husband likes to call ‘an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.’

 Isn’t the human body amazing?

As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you’ve no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customer’s monthly visits from ‘Aunt Flo’. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it’s a tough time for most women.
 
The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants… Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: ‘Have a HappyPeriod.’ 

Are you f——— kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness, is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything  mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you’re some kind of sick S&M freak, there will never be anything ‘happy’ about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don’t march down to the local Walgreen’s armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.

For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn’t it make more sense to say something that’s actually pertinent, like ‘Put down the Hammer’ or ‘Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong’.

Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bullsh!t. And that’s a promise I will keep.

Always. . …
Wendi Aarons
Austin , TX 

I just spend 2 hours downloading Disney songs, and I’m REALLY excited about it! I’m also really excited to spend my entier day tomorrow Good Will hopping and shopping! I hope not to spend more than $50, with $30 being put towards the cause of gas for my car.

Side note: $30 For about 8.5 gallons of Gas! Whose idea was THAT!!!

Back to the Original topic: DISNEY!!! And I discovered a great liking for the Lion King 2 as well as The Little Mermaid! I can’t WAIT to sing along in the car tomorrow! ^.^